I am someone who is trying to create things that are bigger than myself which is not hard because I am a small man.

 

In the pursuit of happiness, I flew too close to the sun and got myself blacklisted from YouTube because they didn't understand what "context" is. I didn't say anything racist or have sex with a dog or anything like that. No, I made an episode of my well-regarded and beloved show "Crackers" which featured an extended scene where the main character has virtual sex on a game called Sex VR Game.

 

YouTube told me that I was posting content that was "sexually gratifying" but if you ask me, if you get turned on from watching me pretend to have sex with a cartoon woman, you shouldn't be allowed on the platform. Despite my best efforts, YouTube is super super dumb and wouldn't listen to my endless pleading for reconsideration (or just...using their brain for once).

 

So, here we are.

 

Blob Frank Dot Com. The last frontier. Where entertainment lives and dies. This is it. It's all on me, I guess. No algorithmic push. No silly adverts. Just me and my videos. This is where they will exist forever.

 

I'm not kidding, YouTube has blacklisted me. I'm permanently banned f o r e v e r. I can't make new accounts. I can barely post on my music channel. It's bonkers. And I don't use that word lightly. On this website, you can find my previous work as well as any new things I make. It will all be available here because here I am able to live freely without being told what is correct and what is not correct based on an advertiser I've never met slapping their cock in my face.

 

To anyone who is thinking of working with me or hiring me and is reading this, I promise I'm a chill guy. I just really don't like it when a corporation that pumps a gazillion dollars into shit that's destroying the planet tells me that I can't do what I love because I made one too many sex jokes. Let's make some fun shit.